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The purpose of this page is to keep those natives who are "away" informed. To offer those "from away" a small glimpse of this wonderful state. And to give those who just need to "get away" a place to visit albeit in cyberspace. .... Tony Cassista


For those of you "from away" as we like to call you, who have never been to Maine here are a few facts you might want to consider before you plan a visit.  First, the average income of a Maine family is $600,000 annually.  Secondly, 97.6% of all Mainers have a least one post-graduate degree in bio-engineering, quantum physics, or plain old rocket science (the dumb ones).  We all drive BMW's , and our golf handicaps are in the low single numbers.  So if feeling inferior is your thing, come see us this summer.  Heck why wait until summer, the average temperature here is 72 degrees.  All those stories of blizzards, ice-storms, and sub-zero temperatures are more hog-wash than the Warren Report!


To all the Mainers who for some reason flee south when the trees start turning all those gorgeous colors, I'll let you in on a secret.  That "Fall" thing only lasts about two weeks and the temperatures shoot right back up again!  Why do you think we never call or write the whole time you're gone?  We're too busy partying, going to the beach, or having barbecues to give you a second thought!  For you I've added links to a bunch of Maine Newspapers and local Television Stations so you can see what you're missing.


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Maine Online Newspaper Links
Portland Press Herald Biddeford Journal Tribune Waterville Morning Sentinel
Brunswick Times Record Lewiston-Auburn Sun Journal Rangeley News
York County Coast Star Bangor Daily News Kennebed Journal
Most Of Maine In Three Links
Official Maine State Site
Official Maine Page
Maine Events Visit Maine
Additional Pages and Resources
E-Mail your senator Downeast Magazine Good Games in any Browser 20th Maine Volunteers
Maine Towns Websites Maine Camping Guide Contact your member of Congress a history of Maine
click Portland forecast visitors to this site click Bangor forecast

I's Bang OR chummy!!


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