For those of you "from away" as we
like to call you, who have never been to Maine here are
a few facts you might want to consider before you plan
a visit. First, the average income of a Maine
family is $600,000 annually. Secondly, 97.6% of
all Mainers have a least one post-graduate degree in
bio-engineering, quantum physics, or plain old rocket
science (the dumb ones). We all drive BMW's
, and our golf handicaps are in the low single numbers.
So if feeling inferior is your thing, come see
this summer. Heck why wait until summer, the
average temperature here is 72 degrees. All
those stories of blizzards, ice-storms, and sub-zero
temperatures are more hog-wash than the Warren Report!